Mr Dog Poop's Virtual DNA Lab
& Crime Lab® Database
All new for 2021, Mr Dog Poop is going
full e-commerce and offering a completely virtual DNA lab
service for multi-family communities. After almost a
decade of working with thousands of communities across
the United States, we have refined our service to make it
the fastest, most efficient dog poop DNA testing program
possible. Best of all, we have made it inexpensive and
easy to use.
How It Works
- Anyone can create an account online instantly.
- Order only the supplies you want (no minimum order, no
- Swab each dogs cheek, (not their poop) at your
convenience and mail us those swabs to add each dog's DNA
to your private database.
- If you do find dog poop on the property, mail us the poop
and we will match the poop's DNA to the swabs sent in
- We operate as your virtual DNA lab. We will email you
match results as well as posting all the data online in
No need for approvals, contracts
or complicated agreements. No minimums or long term
commitments, use the service as you need it, when you
Create Your Community Account
Sign up for a Crime Lab® Database
account so that all the community member's information and
dog DNA data can be stored and compared later for possible poop
matches. The account will be your portal to support, training
resources, ordering supplies and paying for any services you need.
To activate the account, you can either fill in our
online form to apply for a monthly billing account or enter a
credit card to make payments.
Order Supplies & Read Instructions
From your account you can select the supplies you
need, swabbing kits, poop collection kits, return envelopes etc.
Use our supply
cost estimator to get an idea of what you should order.
To get started, the only supplies you really need
are a few of the swabbing kits to begin registering dogs, but it
is always a good idea to have a few of the poop collection kits,
just in case you do have an incident.
Read the Dog
Swabbing Instructions and the Dog
Poop DNA Collection Instructions and contact us if you have
any questions, 5 minutes on the phone with our staff before you
start will save you from making costly mistakes.
Swab The Dogs in Your Community
swabbing is typically done over a year as new members of the
community move in or existing members renew their leases. In the
case of HOA's and COA's, the time frame is more dependent on what
the bylaws allow.
Using the kits provided by Mr Dog Poop, each dog
will be rubbed on the inner cheek (see demo
video) with a foam swab to collect some of the loose buccal
The swab kits will be packed up and mailed to us,
your "Virtual Dog Poop DNA Lab",
where Mr Dog Poop's lab techs will process the DNA and post the
digital DNA profiles in your account, giving you fast no hassle
results. You just drop samples in your mailbox and watch as they
are posted online in a matter of days.
Collecting Poop Samples
In the event that having each dogs DNA in the
Crime Lab® Database was not enough to deter all the community
members from leaving behind their pet waste, you will need to
collect a sample and send it to your virtual DNA lab. Dog Poop DNA
Collection Instructions are provided to help identify which
samples to collect and how to get the best DNA result.
Get Poop Results & Impose Fines
Lab results on poop typically take 7-10 days and
if matches are made, an email is sent notifying you of the match
with a "Certificate
Of Analysis". If the samples does not match any of the
community dogs, the sample remains in an unsolved crime folder
and will continue to be checked against all new dogs being added
to your Crime Lab Database for the next year.
So even if the culprit has been hiding in a
closet or just has not been swabbed yet, as soon as we do get a
swab from that dog, the match will be emailed to you and posted
in your account.
Then you will have to confront the seriously
unhappy camper and collect the fine! Ask for CA$H!
Training & Program Management Resources
Mr Dog Poop® provides all the resources needed to manage each
community's dog poop DNA program. From sample notification
letters, lease addendum, instruction sheets, training videos,
training articles, direct phone and email support, supplies and
the complete lab processing of DNA samples with the Crime Lab® Poop Matching Database. We
make every effort to provide all the resources and help requested
by our communities necessary to train each community staff member
to maximize the effectiveness of their dog poop DNA program and
minimize their costs.
Mr Dog Poop® offers the most
comprehensive and affordable dog poop DNA program available in
the United States. Working with communities to bring forensic
science to their doorstep and catch those pesky poopetrators that
are leaving dog poop everywhere. If the FBI can use DNA
technology to enforce the law, why can't HOAs, COAs and Property
managers? Well, up until now, it was just too expensive, but
Mr Dog Poop has changed all that with $4.95 collection kits and
an additional $30.00 for processing the DNA in our lab. A very
small price to pay to end the dog poop problems.
DOG POOP® did not invent DOG POOP DNA TESTING, We just made it